Basic Shit Giving
You're ready to start giving a shit.
Great.
- Cuss more, asshole
This is why cussing was invented -
a) the world is literally on fucking fire, you're worried about language?
It's meant to be jarring, that's the fucking point!
Plus, it scares away people who aren't ready to give a shit. Don't be stale!
They are fucking up your engagement rate and sapping your energy with DUMB.
- Stop worrying about assholes unfollowing you!
Is that really who you want in your crew?
Don't be stale, freshen up!
Over time more people will follow than unfollow.
This is your new crew. Don't be nice to them. Be honest.
You want to surround yourself with people who will call you out on your shit. Because you will speak some dumb shit.
- Engage, asshole!
Ya'll are fucking lazy as shit, it's unbelievable.
Nobody is asking you to sneak into North Korea or become a Russian spy.
Jesus, I'm not even suggesting you boycott (yet).
Use your thumbs!
You're on your phone all day anyway, just tap the fucking engagement buttons - like, save, repost, comment.
Still got some gas left in the tank? Part 2 is here.
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